(Above: Here's a shot of Sheila and Harry making out while Mick Jagger and Keith Richards smile for a photo in front of them.)
I just keep replaying the bad memories in my head like it’s a movie.
I yell at Sheila and Harry.
ME
Get a room.
A patron shushes me.
ME (CONT’D)
How bout you shut the freak up. Did
you have a girl break your heart
and make out with another guy
in public right in front of you?
PATRON
Yea.
Patron points to a different corner where another couple is making out.
PATRON (CONT’D)
That used to be my wife.
I fall off my bar stool. Harry stops sucking Sheila's tongue and helps me off the floor.
ME (CONT’D)
Forget you.
HARRY
You should go home.
You’re making an ass
out of yourself.
ME
I’ll show you ass.
I stumble onstage and bump into TJ, who's singing about how close he is to God. I drop my pants.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
I wake up on street with my pants around my ankles. I must’ve blacked out. I look inside. TJ's still onstage. I try to stand but trip over my underwear. I fall on my face and sleep until some businessman wakes me up.
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