Here's what you need to do.
1) Don't just sit down without a fight.
2) Keep blogging.
3) If you don't already have a blog, start one. Each entry will read like one stanza in an epic love letter. Cool, right? Every day your girlfriend will read your blog and wish she could take back what she said.*
4) When your girlfriend admits she was wrong and calls you back, go over to her house with the December 2009 "Sheila Will Love This" I-Pod mix you made and play it through the surround sound speakers you bought for her on her birthday. While she's relaxing, fix up a jug of hot chocolate with Baileys Irish Cream the way she likes it.
1) Don't just sit down without a fight.
2) Keep blogging.
3) If you don't already have a blog, start one. Each entry will read like one stanza in an epic love letter. Cool, right? Every day your girlfriend will read your blog and wish she could take back what she said.*
4) When your girlfriend admits she was wrong and calls you back, go over to her house with the December 2009 "Sheila Will Love This" I-Pod mix you made and play it through the surround sound speakers you bought for her on her birthday. While she's relaxing, fix up a jug of hot chocolate with Baileys Irish Cream the way she likes it.
*Sheila, if you’re there, it’s ok. Just call me and we’ll make things right again.
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