WANT TO GET DEGRADED? READ THIS IMMEDIATELY!

Had a pizza party today at work because the bank annuity department raised our quarterly earnings this year (I don't know what that means either).   It's pretty cool to know that even at age 28 people will still treat you like a 6th grade soccer player.

I asked Johann if he could just give us a raise.  He said if I wanted I could take home some extra pepperoni slices.  Fortunately, I did want to do that.

Rent is due tomorrow and I asked my landlord if I could pay in pepperoni slices.  I wasn't surprised when he said yes.  He and I both know it's really good pepperoni.

Here are some Two great WAYS TO GET DEMEANED, DEGRADED, OR EMOTIONALLY, MENTALLY, AND PHYSICALLY DESTROYED:

1.) Work on your posture - The best way to walk is with your head hung low.  This will offer almost no protection against those looking to heckle, trip, or have their dog shit on you.  With your head hung low you will be much more likely to walk into a wall, a moving bus, or a guy who wants to beat the crap out of you.

2.) Apologize for everything - Once people catch on to the fact that you feel guilty they'll readily ask you to perform tasks as a means of repentance.  Step 2: Kick the self-degradation process into high gear.  Start with something simple like "I'm sorry for getting in your way" and once you feel comfortable, slowly progress toward more pathetic statements like "I'm sorry for my existence" and "I completely understand why you'd hate me."