I walked around with Jamie yesterday and let him show me how he “gets shit done.” He’s right about being “mad insightful.” In just one hour I realized the life I’ve been missing out on.
First we smoked up in the back parking lot. At first I was a little paranoid, but then Johann joined us and gave us some really good mushrooms. Then he bought us lobsters at the bistro. It was weird at first because my lobster, Freddy, had a lot of interesting things to say about life, but then I ate Freddy so I could gain all his powers.
(Above: photo of what happened.)
I’m still a little high.
Jamie said Johann and I could be his “protégés and shit” so there’s a lot to look forward to.
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