Here are some great ways to get promoted at work.
1) Stand over your boss desk for long periods of time and babble about how there’s never enough time to get your work done. He’ll find you endearing and will promote you within days.
2) If it’s a guy, walk by his office every now and again muttering “women” while shaking your head. When he calls you into his office and asks you what’s wrong, tell him your girl’s giving you a hard time. Once he says “I know what you mean” start putting a down payment on a new house because you’re about to get another promotion. (If your boss is a woman, do the same exact thing. Women know they’re crazy and like a guy who’s honest.)
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