Scoreboard!

If you’re keeping score in Idaho:

ME: Called in sick one day.  Didn’t bother to show up a total of five days.  Showed up still drunk on Monday.  Still working. 

MICAH: Worked diligently every day of his life at AmerInsured.  Acted courteous to those around him.  Proposed ideas at weekly meetings and genuinely cared about his job.  Fired.